Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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