let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
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I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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