dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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