I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
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Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
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I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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