There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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