In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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