there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
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I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
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I need to sanitize my soul.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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