I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
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I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
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We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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