in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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