So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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