Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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