There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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