my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
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The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
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I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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