i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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