Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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