thus making me awesome and them whores
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
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I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
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Who wants vodka and apple sauce
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
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