My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
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