just come out here and I will go home with you...
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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