Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
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just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
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Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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