No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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