I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
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I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
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Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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