the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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