nut hugger
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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