is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Randomize
