We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
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