After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
