There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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