is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
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Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
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Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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