i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
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Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
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Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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