grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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