Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
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I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
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I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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