That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
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She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
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You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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