just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
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trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
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The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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