Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
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