it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I have already put on my inside pants.
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