I didn't shave. On purpose
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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