chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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