I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
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Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
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I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.