No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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