Whoa Z and x make the same sound
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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