I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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