you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
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Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
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How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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