he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
he thought i was a dude.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
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This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
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Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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