Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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