you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
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I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
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When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
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I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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