I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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