He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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