hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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