Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
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I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
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I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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