They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
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Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
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Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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