okay pat passed out under dana's car
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
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Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
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I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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