and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
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I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
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I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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