Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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