you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
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letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
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Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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